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My Dream Candidacy

This post originally appeared in March, 2019, and holds up rather well.  But please, do NOT waste your vote by writing me in. And do VOTE!

Last night I dreamed I was running for President of the United States.

I know, I know — to many of you this sounds like a nightmare, but for me it was a pleasant dream, in part because my campaign slogan was uplifting and inclusive (“Forward As One People”), and in part because my policy positions were so well-defined. They came spooling out of my subconscious as though my subconscious had spent a great deal of time thinking about them, and before I forget them, as I do most of my dreams, I’d like to share some of them with you now.

First, there’s the category of positions that are simple reversals of Trump’s executive follies. As your President in my dreams, I would

Then there’s the realm of urgently-needed bi-partisan domestic initiatives:

Improve Health Care.  Work with Congress and state governments to

Return to fiscal sobriety. The national debt has ballooned under Trump, and Republicans have abandoned their traditional fiscal restraint. I would work with Congress to minimize annual budget deficits and reduce the overall national debt. This will probably require, among other things, rolling back the Trump-era tax cuts on upper income brackets, and selectively reducing military and entitlement spending (see preceding and following items).

Reform Social Security. The current system is universally recognized as unsustainable and unless reformed will become a burden on our children and grandchildren through greater taxes and reduced benefits. We need to move to a more means-based system, combined with a gradual increase in the age threshold for eligibility.

Improve American Democracy.

Strengthen national cyber-security. Convene a national cyber-security summit including programming and engineering heads of major tech companies and universities, and of the FBI, CIA and NSA, to advance the goals of hardening the electrical grid against hacking and EMP attack, preventing use by foreign actors of bots and false-flag avatars on social media, and educating the American public on the nature and extent of potential cyber-security threats.

Regulate Social Media. Work with Congress to impose legal requirements of privacy and security on social media providers, similar to the General Data Protection Regulation currently in force in the European Union.

Reform Immigration. Work with Congress on comprehensive immigration reform, in part modeled on the recently-proposed, bi-partisan King-Suozzi proposal, providing a path to legal residency and citizenship for undocumented minors, funding to stem out-migration from Central American countries, and improved border security through enhanced technological infrastructure and increased border personnel.

There were other points — public-private partnerships to overhaul infrastructure, combating climate change — but then I woke up. Note what’s not here. No Green New Deal. No Medicare for all. No wealth tax. No micromanagement of corporate governance. No Supreme Court-packing schemes. These are loser propositions, sure to alienate the bulk of the electorate and confer on Trump a mandate for another four years of partisan chaos. Avoiding these policy sinkholes may seem like a return to the pallid incrementalism that many voters rejected in 2016 in favor of a soulless showman, but in my dream it’s the center that will hold in 2020.

And that slogan – “Forward As One People” – that’s a winner. In my dreams.

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